I wished on a monkey paw for a Super Bowl commercial starring Larry David and here we are.

A collection of work from a small mom and pop telecom conglomerate.

As part of Kraft-Heinz’s back-to-school initiative encouraging kids to Taste Some Play Every School Day, we created real, fake books so students could easily smuggle in some of their favorite fun foods.

Some aren’t aware that Klarna is Swedish for smooother shopping. But classic Swedish cinema has been talking about this fact for a long time.

Dallas Cowboys running back Tony Pollard loves boneless wings as much as he hates napkins. To commemorate his achievement in wing consumption, we gave away his legendary wing-worn jerseys to a lucky few weirdos that wanted a piece of sauce-stained history.

A small selection of work from FedEx. Also I feel like this is a good time to tell you that I don’t know how to remove the share button below this text block and IT’S ANNOYING ME.

The brief for this one was intriguing: make tv ads for Lowe’s Home Improvement.

A collection of work over the years for various candy brands. Or, if you’re a dog, delicious poison.

If you’re this far into the website, just know I would cut my rate to work on anything NBA-related. That’s just a little secret for you.

A collection of work I helped create back in the day. That might make you think I’m old, but I actually did most of this stuff for a Boy Scout’s badge when I was 8.

Here is a sampling of some pro bono work that officially makes me Advertising’s Most Heroic Boy.

I wrote on this fun, silly show. Below are the episodes I’m credited as the writer. YouTube Red does not exist anymore and we can only assume it’s because this show was actually too good.